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Ironic Gothic Tee - I'm Totally Relaxed T-Shirt
Ironic Gothic Tee - I'm Totally Relaxed T-Shirt
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Your shirt says relaxed. Your font says it hasn't slept since the Reagan administration.
This ironic gothic tee prints "I'M TOTALLY RELAXED!" in a jagged, thorn-covered horror typeface, ghosted with overlapping grayscale echoes like the words are vibrating with barely contained panic. It's the exact opposite of a calming affirmation shirt, and that's the entire point.
Built for anyone who copes with stress through sarcasm and black clothing, this dark humor shirt pairs deadpan text with unapologetically unhinged lettering. No florals, no zen quotes that lie to you. Just a jagged declaration of fake serenity, printed on a soft, durable tee that holds up wash after wash.
Wear it to therapy. Wear it instead of therapy. Either way, people will get the joke before you even open your mouth, which honestly takes some of the pressure off. Great gift for the anxious goth in your life, or for treating yourself, because self-care is a lie and irony is forever.
Product Description
Product Description
The Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials
Special Features
Special Features
Offers a modern, unisex fit that is neither too tight nor too loose, ideal for a variety of body types for a structured look
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash garments inside out with cold water to preserve the design.
- Use mild detergent and avoid bleach.
- Air dry or tumble dry on low heat.
- Avoid ironing directly on the design.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer
Living in a modern age, we use the help of AI to turn our twisted thoughts into reality. Unless otherwise stated, the basis of our artwork is generated, but always reworked and finished by hand to get the best of both worlds.
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